Cut and Restored - Magic Script

  

For this I need a volunteer

   

Sir what's your name.

   ?

Do you have a scisors health and safety certificate?

   ?

-- wei

Do you mind if while we're performing this we accidently cut your head off?

     

-- OK



Ok, lets get started, here I have a rope and a magic wand.

      

Please take hold of the magic wand.

 

Sir, does this look to you to be about half way along the rope?

  

-- yes

Ok, if you could just take that pair of scissors and make a snip at that half way point.

    

Lovely, now if you could give back the scissors, for my safety you see.

     

Now what we've done here is we started with 1 piece of rope. Where did the second piece come from? Nobody knows.

          

But we can do more, what if we took these two ropes and turned them into one?

    

This is going to blow your minds, your heads will explode, as you see two ropes becoming one before your very eyes.

        

You will be soooo amazed you won't be able to comprehend how awesome it is?

   

Look ladies and gentlemen, two ropes into 1. Isn't this the most amazing thing you have ever seen in your lives.

   

-- you just tied a knot



what do you mean I just tied a knot?

  

what would it take to convince you that this knot is a magic know.

    

I know, what if I make it disappear?

    

watch closely, see it's gone.

 

no, sorry that was just a joke.

  

Ok try again.

  

ah yes it just moved along the rope, just a joke.

   

Ok, for real this time.



But I'm sure you're wondering where the know is.

   

It's in my hand.



thankyou very much.

 