Out of My Way

Sam had a problem, it seemed no matter what he did, wherever he went people, would get in his way.

           

Well, not today he thought to himself as he got out of bed, today is going to be different.

        

and he came up with a great plan, to make sure nobody would stay in his way.

     

He went to the bathroom to clean his teath, but as he got in there, his sister laura was in the way.

   

"Get out of my way", he said,

     

why, asked Laura, but as she said that, some of her toothpaste fell on sam's clothes.

         

This was it, time to try out out, "Get out of my way" This time he said it so loudly, and soo forceully that no-one would dare refuse.

             

Laura got out of the way, and sam was able to clean his teeth.

       

When sam arrived at the busstop there was already a line, but sam wanted to be on the bus first.

          

He realized everyone there was in his way.

   

and so he said to them, "Get out of my way"

   

"Why?", they said "We were here first"

     

So sam tried again "Get out of my way" But this time he said it soo loudly, and soo forcefully that noone would dare refuse.

           

And Sam was able to get on the bus first, but noone sat next to him.

       

Sam arrived, got into class, and there he sat and waited patiently for lunchtime.

       

When he arrived at the cafeteria, the queue was already lined up.

    

People were already in his way, "Get out of my way", sam said.

     

"why?" said everybody else, "We got here first"

     

Sam tried again, "GET OUT OF MY WAY" but this time he said it sooo loudly, and soo forcefully that noone dared refues. not even the dinner ladies.

           

Sam sat and ate his food, again noone sat with him.

      

After school, coming home off the bus, sam began to walk the rest of his way home, and as he was walking he came to a narrow section.

         

But just as he was going down it, someone else was coming down it, the other way.

    

Her name was Jane, not that that mattered to sam. All sam could see was that she was in his way.

           

And he was about to let her know, when suddenly. "Get out of my way", she said to him.

        

"No", said sam, "YOU get out of my way"

         

Jane tried again, "Get out of my way", this time, so loudly and soo forcfully that noone would dare refuse.

          

Sam dared. He wasn't backing down from this. "Get out of my way" he said".

        

And soo it continues, going back and forth, each one getting louder thn the last, and neither willing to back down.

        

And they are still there, to this very day.

   