This and That - Magic Script

I need to tell you something. Not all magicians are completely honest.

   

Sometimes they use their magic to trick you.

      

So watch out.



One Time I was walking down the road, minding my business, when a man approached me.

        

He asked me if I'd like to make a little money

      

and of course I said "yes", I do like money.

        

He had three cards, All I had to do, he said was to keep my eye on one of them.

      

He had "this" card, "this" card, and "that", put down a pound, he said, if you can find, that card, I'll give you two back.

                       

As he said this he put 1 card on the bottom.

     

Easy I said, it's the bottom card.

     

Sorry, he said, this is "this" card.

        

Tell you what, why don't you have another go. You got 50.50 odds here.

   :     

So I did, I tried the top card.

    

Sorry, not this one either. why don't you have another go.

   

Another go?? Surely not, I can't get it wrong now.

 ???    

but he showed me again this was still "this" card.

 

I asked, what happened to that card?

     

He said "it's on the bottom."

     

"Tell you what, why don't you look for this card instead, there are two of them, and you know where 'that' card is already."

           

I couldn't get this wrong.



"Ok the top one"

 

"Sorry, no that's that card. One more go"

     ? 

"The middle then"

 

"Sorry no that's that card too"

 

At this point I said, OK, I know your cheating. You have three that cards"

           

He said "No, I have three "this Cards" This, THis and this.

            

Tell you what he said, let's get you your money back. Hows this : Double or nothing.

         

I have This card here, That Card Here. All you have to do is tell me what the last card is, and you get all your money back.

            

What do you think it is.

   ?

I thought this card, but he said. "You know in life, you always get a bit of this, a bit of that, but you also get a bit of the other.

            

And that's the story of how I lost £10

    