This and That - Magic Script

I need to tell you something. Not all magicians are completely honest.

             

Sometimes they use their magic to trick you.

                

So watch out.

     

One Time I was walking down the road, minding my business, when a man approached me.

                    

He asked me if I'd like to make a little money

           

and of course I said "yes", I do like money.

            

He had three cards, All I had to do, he said was to keep my eye on one of them.

                 

He had "this" card, "this" card, and "that", put down a pound, he said, if you can find, that card, I'll give you two back.

                                           

As he said this he put 1 card on the bottom.

             

Easy I said, it's the bottom card.

         

Sorry, he said, this is "this" card.

               

Tell you what, why don't you have another go. You got 50.50 odds here.

     :            

So I did, I tried the top card.

       

Sorry, not this one either. why don't you have another go.

            

Another go?? Surely not, I can't get it wrong now.

   ???           

but he showed me again this was still "this" card.

        

I asked, what happened to that card?

        

He said "it's on the bottom."

       

"Tell you what, why don't you look for this card instead, there are two of them, and you know where 'that' card is already."

                        

I couldn't get this wrong.

   

"Ok the top one"

  

"Sorry, no that's that card. One more go"

             ? 

"The middle then"

  

"Sorry no that's that card too"

   

At this point I said, OK, I know your cheating. You have three that cards"

                           

He said "No, I have three "this Cards" This, THis and this.

                 

Tell you what he said, let's get you your money back. Hows this : Double or nothing.

                   

I have This card here, That Card Here. All you have to do is tell me what the last card is, and you get all your money back.

                                

What do you think it is.

     ?

I thought this card, but he said. "You know in life, you always get a bit of this, a bit of that, but you also get a bit of the other.

                           

And that's the story of how I lost £10

            